This week, we've got something for you to factor into your heads: the age of privates.  Plus, how can Bill gloss over the terrifying prospect of " 70-year-old senior citizen living people" in Arizona? We investigate (not really. We just talk about it). We are in no way affiliated with the Bill Simmons Podcast, the Ringer or Bill Simmons, but we do remember our kids' names - all of them. Theme music: "Hey Hey Baby" by The Split Squad http://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_Split_Squad/ https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/3.0/us/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/billsimmonspodcastpodcast/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/billsimmonspodcastpodcast/support